long, romantic walks to the fridge

In exciting news I ate a substantial amount of Kentucky Fried Chicken last night. I got a family bucket, and they were like
“Have a great night.”
and I was like
“I don’t have a family.

Sean Plott aka day9, Amnesia aka How Day[9] Lost His Manhood (via grimgrenadine)

Victory.

Victory.

I’ll revalue the subsidiary’s assets however I want you assholes.

I’ll revalue the subsidiary’s assets however I want you assholes.

ediiiison:

Actually I’m a full-blood Manchester United supporter. And even though Arsenal are our rivals - i respect Theo Walcott!! He’s a hell of a player!

ediiiison:

Actually I’m a full-blood Manchester United supporter. And even though Arsenal are our rivals - i respect Theo Walcott!! He’s a hell of a player!